To make your potion, first you must choose the base of the potion. This will determine the potency of the potion.
B) Dew from a spider’s web
C) Night Air
Next, choose the main ingredient of your potion, this will determine the effects of the potion.
A) Unicorn hair
B) Mermaid scale
C) Brain of a starfish
Finally, choose the essence of your potion. This will determine the scent and flavour of the potion.
A) The screams of lost souls
B) Siren’s voice
C) The twinkle from a star
Option AAA: Fog, Unicorn hair, screams of lost souls – You have created a time travel potion! Do you want to travel back in time:
A) 200 years – You travel back in time to the 1895, and think your time travelling skills will make you famous, however it is unfortunately the same year that H.G Wells publishes the book The Time Machine and everybody just thinks you are having delusions due to reading the book and they lock you in a psychiatric hospital, where all your belongings are taken away from you including the Time Travelling potion that would enable you to travel back to the present.
B) 400 years – You arrive in the 1600’s. You quickly make a name for yourself as an apothecary with your advanced knowledge of healthcare, but this leads to you being tried as a witch and you are burned.
C) 600 years – You miscalculate and instead you end up 65 million years into the past. A passing tyrannosaurus rex crushes you vial of Time Travelling potion and you must now live on your wits to avoid being eaten, but on the plus side it seems you have inadvertently made yourself the first ever caveman and you invent the wheel and fire – as you had a lighter in your pocket.
Option BBB: Dew from a spider’s web, Mermaid scale, Siren’s voice – You have created a portal potion! You can now open portals to other worlds wherever you want! Do you want to open a portal:
A) in the sky – Your portal opens up onto a maze. You clamber through and the portal closes behind you. All you have to do is figure out how to get out of the maze…
B) in the ground – Your portal opens onto a dark night sky with thousands of stars. You clamber through and the portal closes behind you. To your surprise you seem to be able to walk on the sky and do not fall. You see one star twinkling more than the others and you step over to pick it up. As soon as you grab hold of the core of the star, alarms sound from somewhere, the stars all go out and you fall from the sky down to the ground far, far below you.
C) in a wall – You open a portal in the graffitied city wall and view a clear open meadow through it. You step through the portal and it closes behind you. You can see fairies flying round near the wild flowers. One of the fairies comes along and starts pulling at your hair obviously wanting to take you somewhere. The fairy drags you to the fairy queen and the queen transforms you into a fairy and makes you her slave as all the other fairies were. The fairy that dragged you to the queen is given cake as a reward.
Option CCC: Night air, Brain of a starfish, the twinkle from a star – You have created clarity potion! You now have x-ray vision! Do you want to use your x-ray vision to:
A) Become the best doctor ever – You diagnose broken bones and appendicitis quicker than any other doctor there has ever been and win the noble prize for physiology and medicine five times in a row. other doctors become jealous of you and you don’t have many doctor friends as a result, but you’ve won the noble prize so many times that you just buy new friends and entertain them in you mansion every night.
B) Use it to find that pen you lost three weeks ago – You do not find the pen, instead you find an old christmas card that had fallen behind your bookcase, £3.50 that had fallen behind the sofa and a wax crayon, which is almost but not quite as good as your pen was.
C) Use it to de-mask Scooby-Doo villains really quickly – You start to make a name for yourself de-masking villains and luckily for you a dog doesn’t take all the credit. However this means all the villains you have de-masked start to despise you and they team up to defeat you so you have to go on the run.
Option AAB: Fog, Unicorn hair, Siren’s voice – You have created a luck potion! Do you want to use your luck potion to:
A) Win the lottery – You win the lottery but on your way to claim the money the luck potion wears off and you drop the ticket down a drain.
B) Become famous – You write an album which goes straight to number one but the luck potion runs out while you are writing the second and the critics get tired or waiting, so your fame is over.
C) Try and beat a world record – You now hold the world record for throwing a javelin, eating the most amount of pizza in under three minutes and the most lions tamed, but you still feel like you could have achieved more.
Option AAC: Fog, Unicorn hair, The twinkle from a star – You have created an ageing potion! Do you want to:
A) Annoy everybody by pretending to be deaf – Everyone knows you’re only pretending so they purposefully shout at you so eventually you actually go deaf, but no-one believes you.
B) Retire because you’re obviously too old to work – You retire and shun humanity by going to live in a cottage in the woods, but you still have internet access.
C) Complain about everything – Everybody stops talking to you because they know you’ll just complain.
Option ABA: Fog, Mermaid scale, The screams of lost souls – You have created a de-ageing potion! Do you want to:
A) Drink it so you don’t need to worry about any responsibilities – You forgot that childhood is fraught with responsibilities such as: Can I hide all my toys under my bed instead of cleaning my room properly? And exams at school.
B) Go on the swings for eternity – You get dizzy and throw up so you have to get off eventually
C) Climb a tree and live in it – You slowly add things to your tree home and build it up over a few months. You start to build bridges to other trees and as you grow older again you write a book about your hime which becomes a best seller.
Option ABC: Fog, Mermaid scale, The twinkle from a star – You have created an invisibility potion! Do you want to:
A) Make people think their house is haunted – You start to move things around and knock on walls as per ghost rules, but you unknowingly chose the house of a medium. She is not scared of you and instead asks if you’d like to work with her to scare other people.
B) Rob a bank – You manage to slip into a bank vault stored with over a million pounds and various jewels, but the bank manager seals the vault behind them obviously not knowing you are in there. You now cannot get back out until someone else wants something from the vault.
C) Haunt one particular person to drive them crazy – You follow someone around all day and make them think they are going mad subtly, by moving their cup of tea from one side of the tabe to the other when they aren’t looking or taking the ink cartridge out of their pen even though they have just put one in. The potion eventually wears off though and you are seen standing in the middle of the room gleefully placing a vase of flowers upside down on a table and have to explain yourself.
Option ABB: Fog, Mermaid scale, Siren’s voice – You have created a cooking skill potion. Your cooking skills will increase by up to 90% Do you want to:
A) Enter Masterchef – You win! And subsequently open a up a restaurant to cash in on your win. You only cook pancakes because you’re lazy, but due to your magical cooking abilities no-one seems to care.
B) Get a job as a chef – You easily get a job as a chef once the restaurant owner samples your food. However, you find that cooking Marinaded mediterranean vegetables with rice noodles – while easy to make taste good due to your magical cooking abilities – takes a long, long time. You quit and refuse to cook anything more elaborate than cheese on toast.
C) Cook loads of food and eat it all yourself – You cook everything you can think of and refuse to ever let anybody else try any, because it tastes so good, so you lose all your friends, but you don’t mind because you replace them melted cheese.
Option ACB: Fog, Brain of a starfish, Siren’s voice – You have created a sub to conscious potion! Your dreams will become reality for a limited time! But what are you going to dream about?
A) Dragons – Your fleet of dragons destroys the entire town of Burnley and you have to pay for the damage as the mayor said “They were your dragons that burnt down the town hall so we’ll use you money to refurbish it.” You are now broke.
B) Witches – Your witches are found brewing a cauldron in the local park and their moonlight broomstick rides are affecting the air traffic. You spend a few days trying to round them up so you can either make them disappear or train them in how to fit in to normal life. You also need to explain why you were found standing on a roof top with a cat shouting at the sky “If you come back down I’ll give you thuds cat!” It wasn’t your cat to give.
C) Fairies – Your fairies go around granting wishes to everybody they see which means over a thousand people win the lottery, get brand new cars and suddenly everybody is working in their dream job which means all the supermarket shelves are suddenly bare as there is nobody left to stack them.
Option ACC: Fog, Brain of a starfish, the twinkle from a star – You have made a forgetfulness potion! Do you want to:
A) Drink it to forget that thing you did at that party last week – You forget, but this only means you do the same thing again at the next party you go to because you had forgotten you would regret it.
B) Hide something then drink the potion so you can have your own treasure hunt – You have written clues for yourself and placed them around the town. You are slightly disappointed when you find the treasure and realise all you gave yourself is a bar of chocolate but you eat it anyway.
C) Drive somewhere then drink the potion so you can explore your home town as if you’ve never been there – You realise that you really don’t like your hometown and decide to make plans to move abroad instead.
Option BAA: Dew from a spider’s web, unicorn hair, the screams of lost souls – You have created the elixir of life! Do you want to:
A) Sell it to mayflies – You sell it to mayflies to elongate their life expectancy which means the mayfly population goes through the roof and they become considered pests. There are so many mayflies – even in October – that the prime minister declares a mayfly hunting season to kill them all.
B) Drink it yourself so you have endless time to do everything you procrastinate – You reach the age of a thousand and still haven’t got around to anything, because you had no time limit.
C) Give it to your pet cat so it’ll live forever – Your pet lives forever, you however do not and your cat eats your remains because cats are evil really.
Option BBA: Dew from a spider’s web, mermaid scale, the screams of lost souls – You have created speed potion! Do you want to:
A) Do everything you have been procrastinating for the last few weeks in a matter of hours – You manage to get everything done before the speed potion wears off, so you also go for a run up to Scotland where it wears off and you fall asleep in a forest.
B) Drink coffee as well so you’re as fast as the speed of sound – You are now faster than the speed of sound, unfortunately you have so much energy that you cannot slow down and as a result can’t actually get anything done, so it’s counter-intuitive.
C) See if you can go fast enough to run on water – You can, but the potion wears off somewhere in the middle of the English channel. You are picked up by a passing ferry and enjoy a day out in Calais.
Option BBC: Dew from a spider’s web, Mermaid scale, the twinkle from a star – You have created happiness potion! Do you want to:
A) Drink it just before you go into work – You are so happy at work and as a result are so polite t everybody that you get a promotion before the potion runs out.
B) Drink it just before you go out for the evening – You are so happy while you are out that the security guards assume you have taken drugs and you end up being arrested. It doesn’t help your not guilty plea that you remain stupidly happy throughout being arrested.
C) Give it to a homeless man – The homeless man is now happy, but unfortunately no-one gives him any money because they assume he’s drunk.
Option BAB: Dew from a spider’s web, Unicorn hair, Siren’s voice – You have created a beauty potion! Do you want to:
A) Drink it and try to become a model – Unfortunately you can’t become a model as you aren’t tall enough and you didn’t create a height potion.
B) Pretend it’s make-up and start a successful make-up company – Your make-up company becomes very successful but after a few years people start to realise that the make-up doesn’t look as good on them as it does on you and you are investigated by trading standards.
C) Pour it on flowers and start a florist business – Your florist business becomes the best in the world. You win multiple awards and everyone wants to know your secret, but you never tell them. Not even your shop assistants.
Option BAC: Dew from a spider’s web, Unicorn hair, the twinkle from a star – You have created a love potion! Do you want to:
A) Give it to someone you’ve liked for ages – You give it to the person you’ve liked for ages, however the love potion works by making them fall in love with the first person they see. Which isn’t you, but you do get invited to their wedding.
B) Drink it yourself and fall in love with the first person you see – The first person you see is a tramp, but you are infatuated with them so you bring them to your house and rebuild their life before marrying them.
C) Give it to a friend so they can use it on someone they like – Your friend uses it on you. You are now married.
Option BCA: Dew from a spider’s web, Brain of a starfish, The screams of lost souls – You have created a super strength potion! Do you want to:
A) Go to the fairground and win on the Test Your Strength – You win multiple times and you now have an impressive array of stuffed toys as a result.
B) Use your strength to arrange a load of huge rocks and create some competition for Stonehenge – Your huge stone rocks don’t really generate much interest for a few thousand years when people become obsessed with finding out the meaning behind them.
C) Move house without having to pay for a van – You move all your belongings from one house to another, but as you don’t have super speed as well as super strength it takes you about a week.
Option BCC: Dew from a spider’s web, Brain of a starfish, the twinkle from a star – You have created a memory potion! You can now retrieve lost memories. Do you want to:
A) Use it to remember where you put that pen you lost three weeks ago – You remember that you gave the pen away to someone on a train. Why did you do that? You liked that pen. Unfortunately the potion does not help you remember why you gave it away.
B) Use it to remember what comeback you should have used in that argument so you’ll be prepared if the argument ever happens again – The argument never happens again. You use the comeback in a different argument but your fellow argumenter points out that it doesn’t really make sense for the argument you’re having and you lose said argument.
C) Use it to remember what potion you were actually trying to make with those ingredients – You remember that you really wanted to make a potion that would give you a better memory, since yours is apparently so bad.
Option CBB: Night Air, Mermaid scale, Siren’s voice – You have created a singing potion. Your singing voice will improve by up to 90%! Do you want to:
A) Enter the X-Factor – You reach the finals where the singing potion wears off in the middle of the song and you do not win.
B) Start busking – You are soon having impromptu concerts in the street, while this gains you lots of money from the concertgoers, the police are less than impressed and you are now banned from ever baking in town again. You go off to the woods and busk to the owls instead. They seem to enjoy it.
C) Become a voice coach – You voice coach company does relatively well. The singing potion wears off after a while, so you have to be careful not to sing in front of your clients, but by that point you know what to say to them anyway, so no-one really notices you are a voice coach who can’t sing.
Option CBA: Night air, Mermaid scale, the screams of lost souls – You have created a shrinking potion! Do you want to:
A) Find out where the mice have been getting into your house – You track the mice down to a small hole in the wall behind the fridge. You stop it up with a plastic bag that to you in your shrunken state seems like you’re carrying a plastic duvet cover, but once you regrow to your normal height you realise it isn’t actually going to be big enough to stop anything from getting in, and you are now too big to reach your arm behind the fridge to add another plastic bag to the hole.
B) Go an epic adventure across the road – Your adventure across the road is short-lived as you fall down the slats of a drain. You are now floating along a rainwater river underground which you hope will take you out at the sea, but you aren’t entirely sure…
C) Find a dandelion clock and fly away – Your makeshift dandelion plane takes you all the way to the Wales where the potion wears off so a dandelion plane is no longer sufficient enough to hold you up. You fall onto the top of Ben Nevis and have to climb down.
Option CAA: Night air, unicorn hair, the screams of lost souls – You have created a growing potion! Do you want to:
A) Crush a nearby village – You start destroying a nearby town cackling maniacally as you go, eventually the army is called in and you are tranquillised, you fall down on a tower block crushing it as you fall. When you awake you are normal size again.
B) Build a new roof for your house as you’ve just grown through it – For some reason no-one seems to want your custom when you’re 100 feet tall. They all seems scared of you for some reason. You go back home without a repairman to fix your roof. It starts to rain and your house gets flooded. You then start to cry which only adds to the flood.
C) See if you’re tall enough to reach the stars – You aren’t tall enough to reach the stars, you do however put your hand in front of a passing aeroplane so it has to quickly change course. A few birds make their nests in your hair, and are quite surprised when you shrink back down to normal height, but nothing dramatic happens.
Option CAB: Night air, unicorn hair, Siren’s voice – You have created a sleeping potion! Do you want to:
A) Take it yourself and sleep for a week – You sleep for a week but you have now slept so much that you are overtired and just want to sleep more.
B) Give it to someone else so they sleep for a week – You give it to someone you don’t like and as a result you don’t have to see them for a week, but after that week. They are back and really well rested which means they are really alert and therefore more annoying than they were before.
C) Use it to drug guards at a bank and then rob the bank – You give it to guards at the bank, but unfortunately you didn’t have any way of drugging the security cameras and you are caught a few days later, put in prison and you have to give back all the money you stole.
Option CCA: Night air, Brain of a starfish, The screams of lost souls – You have created a whispering potion! You can talk to ghosts. Do you want to:
A) Start a business as a medium – You start working as a medium, but the potion wears off in the middle of a show. you pretend to carry on, but the spirits know you’re faking now and you have an visible riot in the theatre to sort out as the spirits throw chairs around and try to pull down the stage curtains. Not that you know it’s because of you because you can no longer talk to the spirits.
B) Ask the spirits if they know where you put that pen you lost three weeks ago – The spirits tell you it is behind the bookcase in your room. You look but there is only a pencil. You should never trust a spirit.
C) Get writing advice from Shakespeare – Shakespeare just laughs at you and refuses to give you anything that could be used in competition against him and his afterlife royalties.
Option CCB: Night air, brain of a starfish, Siren’s voice – You have created a transformer potion! You can now transform into any animal for a limited time! (About 4 hours). Do you want to:
A) Transform into a lion – A lion roaming around the city centre isn’t really a common sight and most people assume you have escaped from the local zoo, so the zoo is called and you are sent to the lion enclosure. Once the potion wears off you are in the lion enclosure. The zoo keepers get you out before you are eaten alive, but they ask how you got in to the lion enclosure in the first place and why they have one less lion now than they did earlier that day. You run away instead of explaining.
B) Transform into a wolf – You pass by a nearby sheep farm and the sheep farmer chases after you as he thinks you are going to eat his flock. You have to keep running for the whole four hours until the potion wears off.
C) Transform into a fish – You go to the beach and into the sea before drinking the potion to make sure you don’t drown in the air, and once you are a fish you swim down into the sea and out, where you end up being eaten by a shark.
Option CAC: Night Air, unicorn hair, the twinkle from a star – You have created a lucid dreaming potion! You can now control your dreams. Do you want to:
A) Never have a nightmare again – Never having a nightmare again means you never want to wake up from your dreams and you gain a reputation for sleeping in, which you don’t like as you are now late to everything and you were so punctual before.
B) Make all your dreams make sense – You very quickly realise that once your dreams make sense they are incredibly boring and just not worth having. You make them as weird as you can again, which somehow means you have a recurring dream about being them man in the moon and how he got there.
C) Dream your favourite dream you had five years ago every night – Dreaming the same dream every night gets repetitive after a while you try to add different elements such as dragons, but you have to face facts: the dream is never going to be as good as it was the first time you had it, because you know what to expect.
Option CBC: Night air, mermaid scale, the twinkle from a star – You have created a flying potion! Do you want to:
A) Fly North – You fly to the north pole, where you get cold so you land and ask an eskimo if they have a coat you can use. They take you into their igloo and sit you by their fire to warm you back up. The potion wears off while you are in there, so now you have no choice but to live with the eskimos in the igloo.
B) Fly South – You fly down to the south of France where you see a vineyard, as you are thirsty by now you fly down and start eating the grapes. The owner of the vineyard sees you and starts to shout at you. The owner says he won’t call the police if you work in the vineyard with him. Now you have a new job.
C) Fly West – You get halfway across the Atlantic Ocean before the flying potion wears off. A passing cruise ship picks you up and you get a job as one of the catering staff.
Option BCB: Dew from a spider’s web, brain of a starfish, Siren’s voice – You have created a Thornberry potion! You can now talk to animals for a limited time. Do you want to:
A) Talk to your cat – After talking to your cat for about five minutes you find out that your cat thinks you’re crazy and only stays with you for the food.
B) Talk to the neighbour’s dog – You ask the neighbour’s dog why it always insists on barking in the middle of the night when you’re trying to sleep. The dog tells you it is because of Barker’s comet – a comet that can only be seen by dogs and all dogs get so excited by seeing it that they start to bark, hence the name. You ask if maybe the dog could just whine a little bit so only your neighbour can hear him? The dog says he’ll try next time he sees the comet, but he might get too excited, but says he’ll apologise if he does.
C) Talk to the moth that’s been in your house for the last few days and tell it where the window is so it will leave – The moth says it knows where the open window is, but it doesn’t want to leave, it wants to be friends with you. You scream at the moth. It leaves through the open window.
Option ACA: Night air, brain of a starfish, the twinkle from a star – You have created a knowledge potion! Do you want to:
A) Become a detective – You use the knowledge potion to become the new Sherlock Holmes as you have the knowledge needed to figure out what happened at any crime scene. You start out as a Private Detective, but when the potion wears off you have eight open cases and no longer have the knowledge to solve them and have to use all your earnings on hiring another private detective to solve all your cases and pay him extra so he doesn’t tell anyone he solved them for you. You start up a partnership – them doing the detective work and you manage the accounts.
B) Become a contestant on as many quiz shows as you can – You win all the quiz shows and run out of places to put your trophies. Also you gain a lot of prize money which you spend on a trophy cabinet to put all those trophies in.
C) Use it to cheat on a test you’re having next week – Of course, it’s not really cheating if you have the knowledge in your head. You get 100% and everyone thinks you cheated but as they can’t prove it – the footage shows no evidence of cheating your 100% stays and pass the exam to become a ski instructor but when the potion wears off – you forget how to ski and how to teach how to ski and lose your job.